I have found this strange period between being excited about having a baby and being scared to death about having to take care of one. Somewhere in this transition period it occurred to me that we actually have to start getting things for the baby. Apparently you can’t just buy it a few squeaky toys and a bag of food like we did when we got the dog.
So the baby momma (stealing one from @kerrijack) and I loaded up and went to Babies R Us to start registering for things. I have absolutely no clue what a baby needs, so I just figure if a store like that has it then a baby must need it. Seemed like a logical assumption. I for some reason don’t think I will be invited back on future baby registering trips. Here is basically how it went:
Somehow we managed to get through all of this. If having a baby is anything like preparing for a baby, this might get interesting. If you are looking for our registry for some reason these are the two I know about:
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