I Love Carbs
Seriously love them. I have always laughed a bit about people going on a low carb diet, mostly because I think it doesn’t work. So a few months ago I decided to move forward with some financial planning that I have been looking into for a while. A large part of this was multiple types of life insurance coverage. By the way, if I disappear my wife has decided the $1 million policy is a better option.
Part of this required blood to be drawn. I really like my blood for the record, and I am 100% against vampires, doctors or anything else that tries to take it from me. Basically I acted like a little girl when they tried to draw my blood.
The results came in yesterday and it said my triglycerides were high. So immediately I got excited right? I have no clue what triglycerides are, but I am a rock star with them. I called the baby momma to tell her the exciting news. She happened to be near a lab tech at the hospital and asked real quick about triglycerides. Long story short, high is not all that good. They can cause death, heart attacks, and strokes.
Naturally I did what any 21st century male would do when faced with a life or death decision. I Googled it. Turns out that the cause is carbs.
So here is my dilemma, I love carbs so much that I am not sure I can live without them, but the whole death thing tells me I better figure it out soon. I like meat, but only when cut up in small bits mixed with carbs. This should come as no surprise after my bacon hatred confession that I do not like large slabs of meat. I have absolutely no clue what to eat. Please give suggestions before I starve to death.
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